there’s just this half-filled bottle of wine next to my bed and it knows what’s up

guttercunt:

This makes me sick

guttercunt:

This makes me sick

(via heterojesus)

lapitiedangereuse:

“I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
― Woody Allen

lapitiedangereuse:

“I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”


― Woody Allen

(via spoiltvictorian-child)

Don’t break a writer’s heart and think ink won’t spill.
Ten Word Story #38 - M.D.L (via mingdliu)

(via freakofliterature)

(Source: song-and-dance-man, via phantomengineer)

munchies:

A Gourmet Weed Dinner At Hunter S. Thompson’s House

We celebrated marijuana legalization with a gourmet weed pairing dinner at Hunter S. Thompson’s Colorado home.

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

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(Source: spazzed-guilt, via ladyfuckingwolf)

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ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

(via beefaloh)